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8:57am July 31, 2014

assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

8:56am July 31, 2014
rebellifetime:

Marshall Lee looks like he gives no fucks

rebellifetime:

Marshall Lee looks like he gives no fucks

8:56am July 31, 2014

opalescentnanomachines:

How do I reach this point in life

8:55am July 31, 2014

thequeenandthephoenix:

kiichu:

shawtyimmaonlytellyouthisonce:

so i went on the american apparel site today

looking at the socks

and

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for reference

here’s one of the pictures for men’s socks

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seriously i’m not one to complain about sexism much but i just looked on this site and??

headwear

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what

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THE FUCK IS THIS???

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????????

also BAGS AND WALLEtS???

male:

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female:

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????????????????????? I DON’T FUCKING GET IT????

"gendered marketing doesn’t exist!! shut up femenazi"

8:54am July 31, 2014

mahouprince:

Well, I was tagged! So here we go~ six selfies! I taaaaag… Everyone! Have fun and pick selfies that make you feel like you could conquer the world~~

8:53am July 31, 2014

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

8:52am July 31, 2014

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

8:51am July 31, 2014

buttlass:

officiallifealert:

buttlass:

HOW TO GET EXTRA COLORS ON SNAPCHAT: THE GUIDE
idk if this works on android, but it does on iphone so yeah. here ya go

This does work on Android

there u have it folx

8:50am July 31, 2014

giliananderson:

double major in overthinking and worry, minor in night crying 

8:49am July 31, 2014
thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

8:48am July 31, 2014

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

8:47am July 31, 2014

motsu1313:

TMNT personification

家族写真を送り合ってディメンション交流をしよう

8:46am July 31, 2014

Dean + being sick of the bullshit

8:45am July 31, 2014
ciderqueen:

I can’t be the only one who thinks this when their period is late

ciderqueen:

I can’t be the only one who thinks this when their period is late